jonathan gan cant crack eggs, puts cheese in his maggie mee

and has the cheek to laugh at me for LOOKING like i cannot do housework.

IN YOUR FACE YOU WEIRDO heh

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alfie soEN saw ameer and even played soccer with him

1. i cant believe he recognises him
2. i cant believe he plays soccer

alfie says:ermm no la
alfie says:i only go jog around the field with a ball

3.it was field soccer?!

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the conversations just keep getting funnier and funnier.

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if i had allll the time and money in the world, the thing i'd most want to do for someone in my life is....

tell them how i got all the time and money in the world! :D

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today was unproductive in the literal meaning but quite productive if productive was given a deeper more undefined meaning. yea baby.